the only ideas i've got is
- domo kun shirt or bear
- vampire diaries shirt
:)
Saturday, May 1, 2010
help !
kaysoo , my friend , her birthday is next sunday , and i don't know what to get for her.
the only ideas i've got is
:)
the only ideas i've got is
:)
Sunday, April 25, 2010
102 Things a Girl Should Know About Guys
1. Not all guys are gamers, generalization hurts those that aren't
2. For those that are gamers, they can be easily swayed when offered an alternative. They are mind-washed, you aren't....Use this well.
3. Only put kisses on the end of msn messages/texts if you are interested and really mean it....Otherwise we get confused.
4, As with the above, for some unknown reason, double letters (e.g. heyy) gets a guys attention.
5, Men can get very jealous when you talk to guy friends and we need to be constantly reassured.
6, Don't string out a rejection. This prolongs agony. Keep it short and sweet, but try to be kind.
7, It is well known that guys must take an interest in girls, and in general we really do, but sometimes, ask us about ourselves, it makes us feel wanted.
8, If a guy puts himself down, it is most likely genuine, and not fishing for comments.
9, We are in fact surprisingly sincere. It is hard to make up a lie and make it sound convincing, even in writing. More often than not, if we compliment you, we mean it.
10, Know your guy. He will either be interested in looks or personality. It is generally obvious. Pick one and go for it.
11, Wearing inches of make-up is not sexy.
12, Some guys like girls who don't wear much. Most don't.
13, If we get protective, tell us, but also be aware that it's because we know that we have the best girl of all.
14, When you are in a relationship and in public, wear something that makes you feel comfortable, we will love you whatever.
15, Don't wear revealing clothes. Even if we're just friends, this can be quite embarassing for us (on your behalf).
16, Be specific. guys can improvise, but we like subtle instructions (Hints are great, we like to feel that we are in charge, even though we know we aren't)
17, Tell us all your likes and dislikes, but slowly, we can't remember everything at once.
18, If we ask to watch a film that we know you hate, we are just teasing you. Refuse to watch it point blank. Guys will accept, and then feel bad that he's upset you.
19, For 18, sometimes give in at the end, we feel like we have just won a long, and hard game, and will like you more just for conceding this once.
20, Tell the world how you feel about us, but not how we feel about you.
21, If we are in public, and the guy starts talking to his mates about something that you really couldn't care less about, make yourself heard.....You are our priority.
22, Sometimes we do know what's best....Rarely, but if we put our foot down, don't feel insulted, just go with it.
23, Laugh with us in public, tell us that we are stupid in private. Then at least when the joke or fact receives blank faces, we are confident that at least you will save us.
24, Secrecy is good to a point, but after a while, we just think you're cheating, or we run out of things to talk about in a conversation.
25, Don't cheat. That's one thing we are generally good at finding out about.
26, Women have been proven to be generally more intelligent than men. In a conversation, we will try to the best of our abilities to keep it going, but eventually, we run out of steam, which is when it turns awkward.
27, Not all men are jocks with six packs. Either deal with it, or tell us that this is important to you.
28, If you know that we have a talent, be it music, sport, art etc. Talk about these things, it makes us feel wanted.
29, Playing with your hair can either be sexy or childish....Make sure that you are doing the right one!
30, If you really like your boyfriend, but think he's lost interest, confront him. If you try and end it, he will have so much respect for you (because no guy wants to dump a girl), though most times, talking to him will sort out a problem...
31, Some guys show bravery in ways other than doing physical heroic deeds. If you notice this and tell us, its really attractive.
32, Some guys are slow starters. If he asks you out in text format, he might still be manly, just nervous. Most actors get nervous, but I dare you to suggest that George Clooney, Brad Pitt etc aren't manly.
33, If you are suspicious, ask if we like you. We will tell the truth in these situations.
34, If you have glasses, they are way more attractive than contacts. Modern glasses must be used to the best of their abilities, wear them as often as is possible. You look intelligent, and it brings out the colour in your eyes.
35, You are not fat, you are cuddly.
36, Stick thin models are very unattractive.
37, If you think that we are keeping something from you, but telling one of our friends, wait until after either your birthday or christmas (nearest celebration) to confront us.
38, Bad dancing is cute. Good dancing is sexy. Both are attractive, don't just shy away.
39, We love hugs. Coming up to us at random times with quick hugs or kisses is such a cool thing to do.
40, Tell us if you're not feeling loved and point us in the right direction.
41, Come to us if you are feeling particularly emotional, we can either comfort you, or help you, but going elsewhere is almost like cheating.
42, We know how important your best friend is, but if we seem uncomfortable with him/her, or dislike them, try and see things from our point of view. They may not be so saintly after all.
43, Intelligence will lead to a long relationship, though being a bit dumb is cute. Just make sure that you have something to talk about.
44, Men are not porn addicts. We know that you have the morale high ground, don't try and get higher.
45, Men are clean, Don't be afraid of contact.
46, Flirting works for guys with experience, though most will not have a clue, especially if you have loads of guy friends. Be obvious.
47, When in doubt, you make the first move. If we don't feel the same, we won't tell the whole world and taunt you about how much you like us.
48, Don't try and join in everything we do. Sometimes we need time alone, and plus, this will make every time with you even more special.
49, If we don't call, there is definately a reason. Wait until you see us before you plan our death.
50, Don't pretend to be more interesting and active than you are. Sometimes all a guy wants is someone to relax with.
51, If you are shy, be shy near us, not in a corner, otherwise we will definately not notice you.
52, We don't care what label is on your clothes. Don't worry about this.
53, We can't always write essays in cards about how much we love you, and don't need it back. Short but meaningful messages are the best.
54, When it comes to themsleves, guys are most worried about their hair, be it on their head, chest, etc. We will shave it, wax it, or anything just for you, but say what we must do. We will stop worrying, and spend more time thinking of you.
55, Basically, if you think that you are self-conscious, think again, guys get so nervous about how they look. This is when Mr Cool Guy makes an appearance.
56, Your smile and laughter are the most gorgeous things that aren't always there. Do them as often as possible.
57, When you hit us, we often don't know whether it's joky or for real.
58, Be a woman, trying to beat a man at his own game makes you seem manly, and beating him at something typically masculine (not to be confused with unisexual) is the height of uncoolness.
59, Put us straight, we will only make the first move in a conversation if we either really want to talk to you and/or we are certain that we aren't annoying you.
60, You probably have a lot of friends. We don't. Unfortunately, that means that if you don't talk to us for a long time, we don't consider that you are busy, simply that you suddenly dislike us.
61, A man's room is sacred. Only women in a relationship or who are very close friends are allowed to glimpse this glorious cave of mess. This is high honour.
62, Imagine this.....We have said we like you, you have said that you just want to be friends.....If you like no-one else, try and see our good sides, we may be more attractive than you think.
63, Don't try and make yourself look more busty. If a man is worth having, he doesn't give a sh!t.
64, Try and walk alone sometimes, by travelling in groups, you make it very difficult for us to say what we need to.
65, Men save up for things. By giving you even a tenner as a gift, we have put you far above ourselves, remember this, because our time is filled with "work, you, miss you, think about you, sleep etc." Sometimes we don't have time to make you something, even though we wanted to.
66, We change, you may have known us and hated us for a year, but try and just talk to us, we have probably improved.
67, One look can give a guy goosebumps.
68, If he is looking away, he isn't bored by you, he is worried that he will stare at you because you really are that gorgeous.
69, Don't roll up your skirts and then get angry if a man looks at your legs. We have impulses, and mostly, if we look at your body, we are just getting the whole picture and enjoying it, not thinking about sex.
70, Like the old fables say, guys also ruffle their hair when they like a girl, not to look cool, just to try and make last minute adjustments, because we think that around you, we always look stupid.
71, If we have something desperately important to do, and can't go somewhere when you want us to, we don't think that our time is more important than you, it is unavoidable, and we will make it up a hundredfold afterwards.
72, A guy will always help his friend get a girl to like him. This is not being deceitful, we are just showing you this person in a different light. Don't attack him for pretending, be grateful that he went to such trouble just to have a chance with you.
73, Guys will randomly write poems or do something creative for the girl they love. It may be terrible, but it has taken all his mental strength to do this, so he is definately one to hold on to.
74, What you think is weird, we think is adorably cute.
75, Drinking heavily and getting off your face is not cool or sexy, it just makes you an easy target, which is only for those who are desperate.
76, Seriously, rumours are so rubbish. Even if you start it off as a good one, it will spark others that aren't so flattering.
77, If we are messy, it isn't because we don't care about appearance, it's because we were in a rush to see you.
78, To us, you are the centre of the world, just remember that we are not everyone....
79, Linked with 78, Confidence is great, arrogance is awful.
80, We don't swear to look cool, we swear because we have strong opinions, and sometimes it's just relevant.
81, Try and be graceful. You may not think you are attractive, but a lady who moves with elegance can be better than anygirl with a naturally pretty face.
82, Even playful insults hurt, because you have clearly thought about it.
83, Don't even think about trying to be nasty to our families whilst being charming to us. Sisters, mothers, little brothers....You like them all or it is over.
84, If we have friends who are intelligent, but not "cool", mocking them is just unacceptable.
85, We don't dare flirt with other girls when in a relationship. They flirt with us. It is your right (but not ours) to smack her as hard as you can.
86, If you have an idea for something to do, tell us. Even if it is not the most manly thing in our eyes, it is your right, no, your duty, to drag us along and make us enjoy it.
87, If you consider getting plastic surgery for any reason, don't. It is rare that a girl will get it, but natural is always best.
88, If you want a physical relationship, have one night stands. Don't go for weeks with us telling you that we love you and then say that we are a bit pushy.
89, Guys are masculine for you. This does not mean that we will win fights, but we will get in fights to protect you. Do not overestimate the meaning of th word "masculine".
90, We pretend not to care if you forget something (our birthday etc.) but we do.
91, Don't try and make us jealous by telling us about how good ex boyfriends and movie stars are, just tell us to buck up, or we will simply get bored and leave.
92, Singing along to anything, whether good or bad, is sexy.
93, A man who cries is not weak, he is just open....He will share everything with you.
94, We need your help more often than not. If you can help with a smile upon your face then you will instantly be uber awesome.
95, If for some reason a guy DOES just say "fine" when you ask him a question, there is a serious reason. Asl if something's wrong, comfort him, then ask the question again, and you will get the real answer.
96, WHENEVER we read a manual or ask for directions, look away and then share a cheeky grin with the guy and never speak of it again.
97, If anyone is giving you grief, tell us and we will sort them out.
98, A guy's best friend is someone who he can trust, a sort of anchor to sanity. If you try and remove this bond without VERY good reason, the man will either break up with you and keep his mate, or he will slide into a depression.
99, We are never afraid to try something new, just not stupid enough ( we will always eat your new exotic recipe, but may not take a particular liking to frequent bungie jump trips)
100, Stay as close to your guy as possible...He needs to feel safe too.
101, Take us to all of your favourite places, we love anything that links with you.
102, Never forget how much power you hold over a man's heart. Guys have jumped off buildings as a response to a harsh break up.
2. For those that are gamers, they can be easily swayed when offered an alternative. They are mind-washed, you aren't....Use this well.
3. Only put kisses on the end of msn messages/texts if you are interested and really mean it....Otherwise we get confused.
4, As with the above, for some unknown reason, double letters (e.g. heyy) gets a guys attention.
5, Men can get very jealous when you talk to guy friends and we need to be constantly reassured.
6, Don't string out a rejection. This prolongs agony. Keep it short and sweet, but try to be kind.
7, It is well known that guys must take an interest in girls, and in general we really do, but sometimes, ask us about ourselves, it makes us feel wanted.
8, If a guy puts himself down, it is most likely genuine, and not fishing for comments.
9, We are in fact surprisingly sincere. It is hard to make up a lie and make it sound convincing, even in writing. More often than not, if we compliment you, we mean it.
10, Know your guy. He will either be interested in looks or personality. It is generally obvious. Pick one and go for it.
11, Wearing inches of make-up is not sexy.
12, Some guys like girls who don't wear much. Most don't.
13, If we get protective, tell us, but also be aware that it's because we know that we have the best girl of all.
14, When you are in a relationship and in public, wear something that makes you feel comfortable, we will love you whatever.
15, Don't wear revealing clothes. Even if we're just friends, this can be quite embarassing for us (on your behalf).
16, Be specific. guys can improvise, but we like subtle instructions (Hints are great, we like to feel that we are in charge, even though we know we aren't)
17, Tell us all your likes and dislikes, but slowly, we can't remember everything at once.
18, If we ask to watch a film that we know you hate, we are just teasing you. Refuse to watch it point blank. Guys will accept, and then feel bad that he's upset you.
19, For 18, sometimes give in at the end, we feel like we have just won a long, and hard game, and will like you more just for conceding this once.
20, Tell the world how you feel about us, but not how we feel about you.
21, If we are in public, and the guy starts talking to his mates about something that you really couldn't care less about, make yourself heard.....You are our priority.
22, Sometimes we do know what's best....Rarely, but if we put our foot down, don't feel insulted, just go with it.
23, Laugh with us in public, tell us that we are stupid in private. Then at least when the joke or fact receives blank faces, we are confident that at least you will save us.
24, Secrecy is good to a point, but after a while, we just think you're cheating, or we run out of things to talk about in a conversation.
25, Don't cheat. That's one thing we are generally good at finding out about.
26, Women have been proven to be generally more intelligent than men. In a conversation, we will try to the best of our abilities to keep it going, but eventually, we run out of steam, which is when it turns awkward.
27, Not all men are jocks with six packs. Either deal with it, or tell us that this is important to you.
28, If you know that we have a talent, be it music, sport, art etc. Talk about these things, it makes us feel wanted.
29, Playing with your hair can either be sexy or childish....Make sure that you are doing the right one!
30, If you really like your boyfriend, but think he's lost interest, confront him. If you try and end it, he will have so much respect for you (because no guy wants to dump a girl), though most times, talking to him will sort out a problem...
31, Some guys show bravery in ways other than doing physical heroic deeds. If you notice this and tell us, its really attractive.
32, Some guys are slow starters. If he asks you out in text format, he might still be manly, just nervous. Most actors get nervous, but I dare you to suggest that George Clooney, Brad Pitt etc aren't manly.
33, If you are suspicious, ask if we like you. We will tell the truth in these situations.
34, If you have glasses, they are way more attractive than contacts. Modern glasses must be used to the best of their abilities, wear them as often as is possible. You look intelligent, and it brings out the colour in your eyes.
35, You are not fat, you are cuddly.
36, Stick thin models are very unattractive.
37, If you think that we are keeping something from you, but telling one of our friends, wait until after either your birthday or christmas (nearest celebration) to confront us.
38, Bad dancing is cute. Good dancing is sexy. Both are attractive, don't just shy away.
39, We love hugs. Coming up to us at random times with quick hugs or kisses is such a cool thing to do.
40, Tell us if you're not feeling loved and point us in the right direction.
41, Come to us if you are feeling particularly emotional, we can either comfort you, or help you, but going elsewhere is almost like cheating.
42, We know how important your best friend is, but if we seem uncomfortable with him/her, or dislike them, try and see things from our point of view. They may not be so saintly after all.
43, Intelligence will lead to a long relationship, though being a bit dumb is cute. Just make sure that you have something to talk about.
44, Men are not porn addicts. We know that you have the morale high ground, don't try and get higher.
45, Men are clean, Don't be afraid of contact.
46, Flirting works for guys with experience, though most will not have a clue, especially if you have loads of guy friends. Be obvious.
47, When in doubt, you make the first move. If we don't feel the same, we won't tell the whole world and taunt you about how much you like us.
48, Don't try and join in everything we do. Sometimes we need time alone, and plus, this will make every time with you even more special.
49, If we don't call, there is definately a reason. Wait until you see us before you plan our death.
50, Don't pretend to be more interesting and active than you are. Sometimes all a guy wants is someone to relax with.
51, If you are shy, be shy near us, not in a corner, otherwise we will definately not notice you.
52, We don't care what label is on your clothes. Don't worry about this.
53, We can't always write essays in cards about how much we love you, and don't need it back. Short but meaningful messages are the best.
54, When it comes to themsleves, guys are most worried about their hair, be it on their head, chest, etc. We will shave it, wax it, or anything just for you, but say what we must do. We will stop worrying, and spend more time thinking of you.
55, Basically, if you think that you are self-conscious, think again, guys get so nervous about how they look. This is when Mr Cool Guy makes an appearance.
56, Your smile and laughter are the most gorgeous things that aren't always there. Do them as often as possible.
57, When you hit us, we often don't know whether it's joky or for real.
58, Be a woman, trying to beat a man at his own game makes you seem manly, and beating him at something typically masculine (not to be confused with unisexual) is the height of uncoolness.
59, Put us straight, we will only make the first move in a conversation if we either really want to talk to you and/or we are certain that we aren't annoying you.
60, You probably have a lot of friends. We don't. Unfortunately, that means that if you don't talk to us for a long time, we don't consider that you are busy, simply that you suddenly dislike us.
61, A man's room is sacred. Only women in a relationship or who are very close friends are allowed to glimpse this glorious cave of mess. This is high honour.
62, Imagine this.....We have said we like you, you have said that you just want to be friends.....If you like no-one else, try and see our good sides, we may be more attractive than you think.
63, Don't try and make yourself look more busty. If a man is worth having, he doesn't give a sh!t.
64, Try and walk alone sometimes, by travelling in groups, you make it very difficult for us to say what we need to.
65, Men save up for things. By giving you even a tenner as a gift, we have put you far above ourselves, remember this, because our time is filled with "work, you, miss you, think about you, sleep etc." Sometimes we don't have time to make you something, even though we wanted to.
66, We change, you may have known us and hated us for a year, but try and just talk to us, we have probably improved.
67, One look can give a guy goosebumps.
68, If he is looking away, he isn't bored by you, he is worried that he will stare at you because you really are that gorgeous.
69, Don't roll up your skirts and then get angry if a man looks at your legs. We have impulses, and mostly, if we look at your body, we are just getting the whole picture and enjoying it, not thinking about sex.
70, Like the old fables say, guys also ruffle their hair when they like a girl, not to look cool, just to try and make last minute adjustments, because we think that around you, we always look stupid.
71, If we have something desperately important to do, and can't go somewhere when you want us to, we don't think that our time is more important than you, it is unavoidable, and we will make it up a hundredfold afterwards.
72, A guy will always help his friend get a girl to like him. This is not being deceitful, we are just showing you this person in a different light. Don't attack him for pretending, be grateful that he went to such trouble just to have a chance with you.
73, Guys will randomly write poems or do something creative for the girl they love. It may be terrible, but it has taken all his mental strength to do this, so he is definately one to hold on to.
74, What you think is weird, we think is adorably cute.
75, Drinking heavily and getting off your face is not cool or sexy, it just makes you an easy target, which is only for those who are desperate.
76, Seriously, rumours are so rubbish. Even if you start it off as a good one, it will spark others that aren't so flattering.
77, If we are messy, it isn't because we don't care about appearance, it's because we were in a rush to see you.
78, To us, you are the centre of the world, just remember that we are not everyone....
79, Linked with 78, Confidence is great, arrogance is awful.
80, We don't swear to look cool, we swear because we have strong opinions, and sometimes it's just relevant.
81, Try and be graceful. You may not think you are attractive, but a lady who moves with elegance can be better than anygirl with a naturally pretty face.
82, Even playful insults hurt, because you have clearly thought about it.
83, Don't even think about trying to be nasty to our families whilst being charming to us. Sisters, mothers, little brothers....You like them all or it is over.
84, If we have friends who are intelligent, but not "cool", mocking them is just unacceptable.
85, We don't dare flirt with other girls when in a relationship. They flirt with us. It is your right (but not ours) to smack her as hard as you can.
86, If you have an idea for something to do, tell us. Even if it is not the most manly thing in our eyes, it is your right, no, your duty, to drag us along and make us enjoy it.
87, If you consider getting plastic surgery for any reason, don't. It is rare that a girl will get it, but natural is always best.
88, If you want a physical relationship, have one night stands. Don't go for weeks with us telling you that we love you and then say that we are a bit pushy.
89, Guys are masculine for you. This does not mean that we will win fights, but we will get in fights to protect you. Do not overestimate the meaning of th word "masculine".
90, We pretend not to care if you forget something (our birthday etc.) but we do.
91, Don't try and make us jealous by telling us about how good ex boyfriends and movie stars are, just tell us to buck up, or we will simply get bored and leave.
92, Singing along to anything, whether good or bad, is sexy.
93, A man who cries is not weak, he is just open....He will share everything with you.
94, We need your help more often than not. If you can help with a smile upon your face then you will instantly be uber awesome.
95, If for some reason a guy DOES just say "fine" when you ask him a question, there is a serious reason. Asl if something's wrong, comfort him, then ask the question again, and you will get the real answer.
96, WHENEVER we read a manual or ask for directions, look away and then share a cheeky grin with the guy and never speak of it again.
97, If anyone is giving you grief, tell us and we will sort them out.
98, A guy's best friend is someone who he can trust, a sort of anchor to sanity. If you try and remove this bond without VERY good reason, the man will either break up with you and keep his mate, or he will slide into a depression.
99, We are never afraid to try something new, just not stupid enough ( we will always eat your new exotic recipe, but may not take a particular liking to frequent bungie jump trips)
100, Stay as close to your guy as possible...He needs to feel safe too.
101, Take us to all of your favourite places, we love anything that links with you.
102, Never forget how much power you hold over a man's heart. Guys have jumped off buildings as a response to a harsh break up.
25 Fun Things To Do at Mcdonalds !
1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.
3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.... See More
4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"
5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”
6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!”
7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s.
8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.)
9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.”
10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts.
11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!)
12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.”
13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.)
14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.)
15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent.
16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too.
17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.)
18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area.
19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.”
20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing.
21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue.
22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too.
23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.)
24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.)
25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!
2. Pay entirely in pennies.
3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.... See More
4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"
5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”
6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!”
7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s.
8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.)
9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.”
10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts.
11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!)
12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.”
13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.)
14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.)
15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent.
16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too.
17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.)
18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area.
19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.”
20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing.
21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue.
22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too.
23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.)
24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.)
25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!
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2.Ignore her when she is around with you and your friends
3.Talking about your past girlfriends
4."I left a message the other day but didn't hear back what happened?"
5."How many guys have you slept with?"... See More
6.Anything that hints to a future
7.That she reminds you of her mom
8.That you don't plan on getting married
9."ok, but only if you shower first"
10."you kill it, i'm afraid of mice!"
11."i think you have had enough to eat."
12."i didn't plan it , it just happened
13."But your sister did it for me"
14.“I don’t care, whatever you want. It doesn’t matter to me.”
15.Anything bad about her guy friends
16."I'll call you friday"
17.What do you want to do tonight
18.You'r ugly
19"actually im married
20.That she's better or worse then your ex
21. If i didn't have a girlfriend we would go out
22. Yes you look fat in those jeans
23. Your body makes up for your face
24.Enough makeup?
25.I dont care about you at all anymore...but you still owe me a birthday present
26. You looked good from afar but now you look far from good
27. K or w/e
28. What's your name again?
29. Are you pregnant?
30. That your worthless
31. I love you but i'm with her
32.I love you, don't tell my grilfriend
33. babe.. your getiing chunky
34. How much do you weigh?
35. I liked your sister better
36. its not you its me.
37. what will i get out of this?
38. ask her to lend you money
39. call her retarded/stupid